So without further ado, here are some characters I can confirm have at least one (1) nipple, listed in ascending order of verified nipple count: Hanzo (Overwatch) Doomfist (Overwatch) Kratos (God of War) Geralt (The Witcher 3) Juggernaut (Dota 2) Pudge (Dota 2) Gladiolus Amicitia (Final Fantasy 15) Sora (Kingdom Hearts) Liam (Mass Effect: Andromeda) Nathan Drake (Uncharted 4) Norman Reedus (Death Stranding) The Sims 4 Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat) The player character in PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds Oocca (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess) Cleopatra (Dante’s Inferno) The Mother (Dragon Age: Origins – Awakening) Broodmother (Dragon Age: Origins) What I do have is a collection of some of the most prominent, memorable and strange nipples in video games. I don’t have any answers (though I like to think Mario uses NipGuards). Did a committee have to discuss the size of Mario’s areolae? Does Mario have to deal with chafing? Does this mean Waluigi has nipples too? When do I get to see them? And the standard configuration of a human includes two nipples.īut this revelation raises more questions. Despite some debate, we’ve been told in no uncertain terms that Mario is a human. Yesterday the world was shaken by the startling revelation that everyone’s favourite former plumber has nipples.
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